You Sing to Your Familiar, Don't You?

Look, look: up in the air!

It's a bunny!

It's a cat!

No...it's Bunnycat!

Bunnycat, Bunnycat,

what a freakish and funny cat.

Everybody's knows that she

is a minor deity. Look out!

Here comes a kitty that's funny;

her butt looks just like a bunny's.

We call her Bunnycat!

Bunnycat! Bunnycat!

I know she looks a bit bizarre,

but with Bunnycat (Bunnycat!),

that's just the way things are....

Bunny: yesterday my life

was filled with pain...

The little Manx kitty, asleep on the hay....

My Bunny lies over the ocean,

my Bunny lies over the sea,

my Bunny lies over the ocean:

please bring back my Bunny to me....

Bunnycat! Bunnycat!

Oh what a freakish and funny cat!

Bunnycat Superstar:

are you as bad as they say you are?

Bunnycat, Bunnycat,

wasn't always a stumpy cat

till that fateful day when she

backed into a guillotine.

Look out! (Rrrrraow!)

Now she's a kitty that's funny,

her butt looks just like a bunny's:

we call her Bunnybutt!

She's the stumpy-tailed Cat of Heaven,

so well-behaved, so well-behaved,

full of stumpiness like the new Moon,

full of stumpiness like the new Moon....

My kitty is a Manx kitty,

one with a stumpy tail.

My kitty is a Manx kitty,

one with a stumpy tail.

She is the cutest kitty of all:

it's not her fault

she comes from St. Paul.

(How heinous!)

 My kitty is a Manx kitty,

one with a stumpy...

a little stumpy...

a short and stumpy tai-ai-ail!

Look at Bunny, she's so funny:

Bunny has a stumpy tail.

Skanky, skinny offspring of Simmy:

she's just as skinny...as...a...whale!

Oh Bunnycat, oh Bunnycat,

so cute and so funny:

she's a little kitty

with the butt of a bunny....

Bunnycat: everybody loves her,

she's the cutest, most mystical pet.

Bunnycat: she's the badmost kitty

that you'll never, forever forget.

Bunny has a stumpy little tail;

Bunny is as skinny as a whale....

Here comes little Bunnycat:

what a very funny cat!

Hippity hoppity, Ostara's today...