Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth

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How to Get Into the Car: Summer and Winter

young woman open black car door ...

The Minnesota Foot-Tap

 

How to Get into a Car: Summer

(Beltane to Samhain)

 

  1. Open car door.
  2. Sit in seat.
  3. Swing feet into car.
  4. Turn on ignition.
  5. Drive off.

How to Get into a Car: Winter

(Samhain to Beltane)

 

  1. Open car door.
  2. Sit in seat.
  3. Lift feet and tap together two or three times. (This is called the Minnesota Foot-Tap.)
  4. Swing feet into car.
  5. Turn on ignition.
  6. Turn on heat.
  7. (If necessary, get out of car and brush snow/scrape ice off windows. Then open door, sit, lift, and tap as above.)
  8. Drive off.

 

Commentators differ on the precise reason for the Minnesota Foot-Tap.

Some have compared it to the Shinto practice of clapping twice before prayer, so as to draw the given kami's attention.

Some hold it to be an apotropaic gesture that wards off the various hazards of Winter driving.

All commentators agree that, if nothing else, it serves the practical purpose of knocking snow and slush off the boots.

Some maintain that, as in The Wizard of Oz, the gesture embodies a prayer to be somewhere else.

Winter is halfway over, which means that there's still plenty of Winter weather ahead.

Safe driving to you and yours. Beltane is coming.

 

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.

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