Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
Overheard at the Intergalactic Witches' Cotillion
The voice was unmistakably that of Discworld's Nanny Ogg, in full Impart mode to a junior colleague.
Of all things, she was talking about the show Bewitched.
“Terrible programme, full of inaccuracies,” she said. “That's why we had to have it canceled.”
So it was the witches themselves that got Bewitched canceled?
“Of course it was,” says Nanny. “Not that I had anything against it myself, mind you.”
She takes a pull from her hip flask.
“As a matter of fact, it even confirmed several of my favorite biases,” she says proudly.
She and her colleague move off into the crowd, probably toward the food table.
Amazing, what you'll overhear at the Intergalactic Witches' Cotillion.
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