Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
Best Pagan Commercial of 2021
Setting aside the commercial endorsements (it's the ad—you can see it here—that gets the award, not the product), this year's Golden Broomstick Award for Best Pagan Commercial goes to...
Scene: Ancient Rome. Outside the Colosseum, two swordswomen are sparring.
(Lively swordplay.)
Fighter 1: (puts up sword and grimaces)
Fighter 2: Had enough?
Fighter 1: (rubbing elbow) No, arthritis.
Fighter 2: (slides product down sword blade toward Fighter 1 and flips it to her) Here...new (product name).
Fighter 1: (takes product, applies to elbow) Full prescription strength...reduces inflammation...thank the gods!
Fighter 2: (Grins) Don't thank them too soon!
(Lunges forward.)
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