Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth

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Confessions of an Idolater

The old Somali man from down the street doesn't speak much Arabic; neither do I. But it's our only language in common.

'Eid mubarak, I wish him, going past: Happy holiday. In the Islamic calendar, today is 'Eid-al-Adha, the Feast of the Sacrifice.

He looks as surprised as I would be if he were to wish me a good Samhain.

He quirks his head.

“Are you Muslim?” he asks, dubiously. Funny, you don't look Muslim.

I laugh. I don't know the Arabic word for “pagan.”

(Looking into it later, I find that, as among Anglophone pagans, there's no agreement among Arabic-speaking pagans—of course there are Arabic-speaking pagans; there are pagans everywhere—on what to call themselves. If it were me, I'd say hanîf, the Arabic cognate of the name by which the Aramaic-speaking pagans of the Mesopotamian city Harran, where the Old Ways survived well into the 11th century, called themselves. But, of course, I don't really get a vote here.)

“No, I'm an idolater,” I tell him.

Shirk—polytheism—is one of the worst sins in the Islamic book. It literally means “partnership”: one who claims that “God” has a partner, or partners. Mashrikûn is one who commits shirk. Hey, I'll wear that shoe; it fits, well enough.

He laughs.

As-salâmu aleikum, ya mashrikûn, he says, climbing into the car: Peace be upon you, O idolater.

Wa-aleikum as-salâmu, I reply.

 

Above: Bronze, Sabaean culture

Temple of Awwam, Yemen

ca. 500 bce

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.

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