Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth

In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.

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From the 'Protocols of the Elders of Paganistan'

On the Left, they've convinced themselves that QAnon is a hoax.

On the Right, they think that we're a worldwide pedophilia ring.


Little do they know that the time of fruition has finally come to achieve the goals that we first publicly articulated as far back as 1981!

Haven't they ever seen Halloween III? It wasn't subtitled The Season of the Witch for nothing!

Silly cowans. Did they seriously think that it was nothing but the stupidest Witchsploitation film of all time, not to mention the world's most annoying advertising jingle?


Yes, my friends: the witches of the world are finally going to get our own back!

Sex? Ha! Little do they realize that the real reason why we've kidnapped all those children is to sacrifice them!

Yes, indeed: Samhain 2020 will see the greatest mass human sacrifice in human history, guaranteed to bring about not just the election of Joe Biden, but the worldwide resurrection of the ancient age of Witchcraft!


So sharpen up those athames, my coven kin: we have not long to wait.

First the White House, then the World!

The Great Wheel turns! My brothers and sisters, our time at last draws nigh!


Yours conspiratorially,


Conal ("Robert") Cochrane, Warlock Emeritus


Happy, happy Halloween

Halloween, Halloween,

happy, happy Halloween:

Silver Shamrock!


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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.


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