One week from today begins the long-anticipated eighth and final season of Game of Thrones. Meanwhile, back in Westeros...
Game of Claws
Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum
he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum
There's a kitty-cat,
so dumb and...
Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum
Inner-city cat,
so dumb and...
Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum
Name of Rudycat,
so dumb and...
Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum
Tootie-fruitie cat,
so dumb and...
Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum
Evil, stinky son of Binky,
so dumb and...
Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum
Brainless libido in a tuxedo,
so dumb and...
Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum, he's a Rudum
He's a Rude.
Tune: Game of Thrones Theme (Ramin Djawadi)
Photo: Paul B. Rucker
For
Mr. Rudycat,
the world's dumbest and bad-most kitty
In memoriam