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King Chuck (To the Tune of 'King Tut')

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What is it about witches and royals, anyway?

Maybe we're just waiting to have one of our own on the throne—again.

 

King Chuck

(To the Tune of: King Tut)

 

King Chuck (King Chuck)

When he was just a young man

he never thought he'd be

as ancient as the hills themselves

before becoming king!

King Chuck: with his royal willie

King Chuck: papa to Prince Billy

Married to Diana

Left her for Camilla (King Chuck)

 

(King Chuck) If I'd known

they'd line the roads for you

all across the nation

I might have bought me my own crown

and held me a coronation! (King Chuck)

Hear he might be pagan (pagan Chuck)

Practically a vegan!

Married to Diana

Left her for Camilla (King Chuck)

 

Dancin' by the Thames (Disco Chuck)

Wearin' all those gems (Fancy Chuck)

Goin' all organic (Green Chuck)

Marmite on a bannock

(Does anyone really understand cricket, anyway?)

Golden royal

So Britannic

Kinda manic.

Now, when I'm old—

don't tell me “Go get f*cked”—

I want to have a co-ro-na-shun

just like old King Chuck (King Chuck).

Could have won an Emmy

soundin' kinda plummy

Married to Diana

Left her for Camilla (King Chuck)

Married to Diana

love that royal mania

King Chuck

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.
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