AP: Washington, DC

Even in a year of fake news, it came as something of a surprise 

The FBI revealed today that the popular PaganSquare blogsite is actually a front for the so-called 'Islamic State' (IS).

'For propaganda purposes, it was a brilliant stroke,' said an FBI source, who spoke under condition of anonymity.

'What better way to fuel global jihad than to convince would-be jihadis that the West is undergoing a resurgence in paganism?'

According to the Qur'an, Jews and Christians are protected religious minorities, but pagans must choose between conversion to Islam or death.

Documents found at IS headquarters in a recently-retaken section of Mosul in Iraq definitively confirmed the connection.

'But we've had our eye on them [PaganSquare] for quite some time,' the FBI source continued. 'What initially tipped us off was the specific policy of non-discrimination against Islam.'

When asked for comment, PaganSquare blogger Steven Posch responded in Arabic:

Lâ allah wa-lâ rasûl: '[There is] neither “God” nor prophet.'

It is unclear whether this was intended as a statement of faith, or as further provocation.

 

[Satire.]

 

 

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