Waiting to fall back asleep, I found myself improvising The Lúnasa Song à la Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song:
Chant the Witch's Rúnasa
every year at Lúnasa.
Don't act like a goonasa
just because it's Lúnasa.
Fortunately, I soon fell asleep.
For which the gods be praised.
O. J. Simpson:
not a pagan, either.