I saw a new bumpersticker the other day:

No wars have ever been fought in the name of Wicca.

Where Smugness meets Delusionality.

“Gods,” I thought, “what world do you live in?”

 

Terry Pratchett said it first, but surely it merits “old Craft proverb” status:

It takes three witches to make a coven. Two witches is just an argument.