Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
The Queer-Basher's Polka
How 'bout a little satire, Scarecrow?
I asked a number of my friends who they thought was the biggest homophobe in contemporary American politics. Virtually all of them said: “Well, you've got plenty to choose from, but....”
So two-step to this, Greg Abbott, misGovernor of Texas, Homophobe-in-Chief.
Legal queer-bashing is still queer-bashing.
The Queer-Basher's Polka
(To the tune of: In Heaven, There is No Beer)
In Heaven, there are no queers;
that's why we bash 'em here.
And when we're gone from here,
our friends will be bashing all the queers.
La la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la la la.
With dishonorable mention
to Florida's Rick DeSantis,
gay-hating also-ran
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