Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
Trump-Ugly
This is the premier of Canada.
Cute.
This is the president of France.
Cute.
This is the president of the United States.
Ugly.
And not just ugly: Trump-ugly.
(Rhymes with butt-ugly.)
Trump-ugly adj. Ugly on every level of being: physically, mentally, spiritually; ugly both inside and out.
U – G – L – Y
Trump ain't got no alibi:
He's ugly. Ugly.
His mama says he's ugly.*
*If your mama says you're ugly, you must be ugly.
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