This is a public service announcement from the Paganistani Ministry of Cultural Affairs.
42 days from now, on the Vernal Equinox, Sunday March 20, 2022, Spring will begin in the Northern Hemisphere at 10:33 a.m. PST (Paganistan Standard Time).
All witches, pagans, and heathens—if they have not already done so—should therefore begin to save onion skins so that, by the Equinox, sufficient dyestock will have been amassed with which to dye the requisite number of eggs.
(Authorities agree that every egg dyed, and eaten, brings Spring just a little closer.)
Please note that non-cooking households may apply to the Paganistani Ministry of Cultural Affairs for their annual allotment of onion skins. Please apply early, as supplies may be limited.
This has been a Public Service Announcement from the Paganistani Ministry of Cultural Affairs.