Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
A Lost-Found Fable of Posea, the 'Northern Aesop'
The king of a certain ecotopian kingdom once built himself a magnificent, state-of-the-art straw-bale palace.
Visitors from all over the world flocked to see the king and his masterpiece of eco-sensitive, sustainable architecture. As was the custom at the time, each foreign dignitary presented the king with the gift of a new throne, beautifully-wrought in the most precious materials.
Now, a king needs only so many thrones, so he stored the unused ones in the attic of the palace. In time, the weight of the accumulated thrones outbore the carrying capacity of the palace's straw-bale construction.
One day, while the king was holding court, the building collapsed, and the king and his entire entourage were killed.
Moral:
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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