Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
Ask Boss Warlock: How Many Chickens to Cleanse a Dryer?
Dear Boss Warlock:
Always check pockets first.
So: a pen got into the dryer and now there's ink all over the dryer barrel. I fielded suggestions from the coven about what to do about the ink, but here's my question for you: how many chickens should I sacrifice?
Unlucky in Utica
Dear UU:
It is a wise witch who understands that there are no purely physical issues.
Annoying as the problem may be, on the grand scale of things, the situation sounds to me to be pretty well contained. In my estimation, one chicken should do the trick.
A little blood around the dryer door—don't forget to stick a few feathers in it, too (down should suffice)—should work wonders. Soon your luck will be as spotless as your laundry.
If the problem persists, try a second bird. Good Luck.
Boss Warlock
For Prodea
Oh, you guys
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