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Boss Warlock's Practical Guide to Prostate Health
Frank discussion of matters physical, and non-physical
Oh, the hazards of being male.
Prostate cancer has been much in the news since King Charles' recent (and courageous) revelation of his own diagnosis. Guys, this means you.
For biological men, chances are that we'll pretty much all get prostate cancer eventually, if we live long enough.
Because it is an extremely slow-growing cancer, though, chances are excellent that something else will kill us first.
In a culture that, all too often, views men as expendable, it's unsurprising that many men are, in effect, at war with their own bodies. Really, this doesn't need to be.
Hence:
Boss Warlock's Practical Guide to Prostate Health
Exercise your prostate.
Like every other part of the body, the prostate benefits from regular exercise.
Ejaculate regularly. The benefits, physical and spiritual alike, are great.
Guys, don't let yourselves dry up. Keep those juices flowing.
Feed your prostate.
Eat a diet rich in fiber.
Eat a diet rich in cruciferous (cabbage) vegetables.
Eat a diet rich in tomato.
Eat a diet rich in soy.
For reasons which science has yet to determine, these foods seem to promote prostate health.
Go for it.
Make friends with your prostate.
Anecdotal evidence strongly suggests that the prostate benefits from regular direct physical stimulation.
A finger will do: yours, or a partner's.
You'll be amazed, simply amazed, what your body can do.
Men, make friends with your bodies.
It's the pagan thing to do.
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