Rheims Cernunnos
Gallo-Roman relief, 1st century CE
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
Do witches throw rice at weddings?
Seriously? You are actually asking me if witches throw rice at weddings?
For gods' sakes. What kind of cowanish question is that?
Of course we don't throw rice at weddings.
(“Do witches throw rice at weddings?" Ye gods.)
Cowans throw rice at weddings.
When it comes to weddings, witches don't hold with anything so newfangled as rice.
Witches hold to the Old Ways.
What's the oldest grain? Barley. Barley, which, in the dawning of days, the Mother gave to our people to be our food forever.
At weddings, witches throw barley.
Rheims Cernunnos
Gallo-Roman relief, 1st century CE