1. How many Green Men do you have in your house? (Score: 1 point per Green Man)

2. If they needed a sacrifice, would you volunteer?

a. No.

b. Yes.

c. Where do I sign up?

3. Which of the following books have you read?

a. The Mists of Avalon.

b. The Triumph of the Moon.

c. The White Goddess.

4. How many times have you seen The Wicker Man (not the one with Nicholas Cage)?

a. 1-5.

b. 6-10.

c. 11+.

5. How many pagan tattoos do you have? (Score: 3 points per tattoo)

6. Do you take time off work for...?

a. Samhain.

b. Yule.

c. Imbolc.

7. How many pagan festivals/cons do you attend per year?

a. 1.

b. 2-3.

c. 4+.

8. Number of altars in your home. (Score: 1 point per altar)

9. Which of these words can you define? (Score: 1 point per word)

a. athame

b. cowan

c. widdershins

d. bolline

e. stang

f. sunstead

g. dwale

h. skyclad

i. ardane

j. thew

k. coppintank

l. gidden

m. recule

10. Number of initiations you've had.

a. 1-2.

b. 3-5.

c. 6+.

11. Do you know all the words to...?

a. We All Come from the Goddess.

b. We Won't Wait Any Longer.

c. Hal an Tow.

12. Number of times weekly you check The Wild Hunt.

a. 1-2.

b. 3-5.

c. 6+.

13. Percentage of your friends that are pagan.

a. Less than 25%

b. 50%

c. 75% or more.

Scoring

1 point for every a.

2 points for every b.

3 points for every c.

Under 10: Why are you reading this, cowan?

10-20: Paganish.

21-30: Pagan.

31-40: Pagan's pagan.

41-50: Super-pagan.

51-60: Your pentagrams have pentagrams, right?

61+: More pagan than the Goddess.

Please note: This post is a send-up of pagan stereotypes, not an accurate test of anyone's anything.

If you don't "test" out where you would have expected, don't take it to heart.

Educators have been saying for years that tests don't measure real ability, or knowledge, anyway.

SP