Officer, hel-lo. Welcome to Paganistan.
How was your flight?
I can't tell you how delighted we are to have you here with us for our Beltane celebrations this year.
Absolutely delighted.
Care for some cider? Paganistan's finest.
If you'll just come with me, you really must see this year's Wicker Man. He's taken our artists more than a month to construct. I really do believe he's our most impressive yet.
Yes, indeed. So massive, yet so beautiful. Just look at those antlers.
A closer look? Certainly, certainly.
This way, please.
Above: Wickerman Festival 2012
(Dundreddan, Kirkcudbrightshire, Scotland)