Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth

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The Tattoo I'd Get, If I Had the Cojones

I know exactly what tattoo I'd get, if I had the cojones to do it.

Well, tattoos.

For shockingly close on 50 years now, I've been godsman to Him of the Horns. They've been good years, even the bad ones, hard but good.

So I'd wear the horn for Him: ram's horns, I think, curling elegantly over and around the ears, as the Horned Apollo (Apollôn Karneîos) wears so jauntily on this silver didrachma (circa 250-225 BCE) from Kyrene in North Africa, as Two-Horned Alexander wore as Son of Ammon. As god, they say, so priest.

In a pagan world, I'd have done this long since. For now, I'll bide the while. I'm planning to make it (be warned) to 113, so there's plenty of time. I'll need something to look forward to when I'm 85, after all, and well beyond caring what they think.

Until then, I'll patiently wait, knowing—of course—that, really, the horns are already there. You just can't see them yet.

Or (who knows?) maybe you can.

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.

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  • Chris Sherbak
    Chris Sherbak Thursday, 27 December 2018

    I want to get a pair of runes on my forearms that Jack designed to look like whittled branches: Ansuz and Isa. I'm not entirely given over to being an Odinsman but I know I feel His hand in my life, and Jack's rune designs would be an awesome tribute to Them both. Let's get them together!!

  • Steven Posch
    Steven Posch Friday, 28 December 2018

    (Cackles.) Let's!

  • Tyger
    Tyger Friday, 28 December 2018

    Do it while your skin is still young and can handle the ink and the needle. :)

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