Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth

In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.

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What Do You Call a Circle of...

Skeletons? Bonehenge.

Witch's hats? Conehenge.

Banks? Loanhenge.

Pastries? Sconehenge.

Hags? Cronehenge.

Ghosts? Moanhenge.

Punsters? Groanhenge.

New Agers? Tonehenge.


Gangsters? Caponehenge.

Sharpeners? Honehenge.

Burning maidens? Joanhenge.

Cellulars? Phonehenge.

Cornbreads? Ponehenge.

Red Horses? Roanhenge.

Athletes? Zonehenge.

Replicants? Clonehenge.

Scapegoats? Atonehenge.

Locovores? Homegrownhenge.

Ceremonial magicians? Intonehenge.

Pizzas? Calzonehenge.

Kings? Thronehenge.

Brass? Trombonehenge.

Unmanned planes? Dronehenge.

Dictators? Perónhenge.

Powers? Tyronehenge.

Perfumes? Colognehenge.

Studs? Stallonehenge.

Procrastinators? Postponehenge.

Putos? Maricónhenge.

Cartoon: Warren Miller










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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.


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