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Contains frank discussion of body hair.
Among men of my family, our lack of body hair is something of a standing joke.
One morning, I'd let the pot of tea steep too long.
“That'll put hair on your chest,” said my father, taking his first sip.
“You mean I'll actually have sixteen?” I quipped.
“Quit bragging,” he quipped back.
For most of my adult life, I've tended to keep my body hair clipped pretty close. For a while—maybe still—being “smooth” was a gay “thing.”
But after some deep discussion with the warlocks about men's inner lives, and manhood generally, I began to wonder what this said about the ambivalence of my relationship with my own male body. I realized that it had been years since I'd actually seen my body with its full compliment of what the epic poets of old Eriu called “the manly hair.” So I set out to remedy that.
Call it prairie restoration.
Six fields, the lower four now given back to the wild. In time, they find their own cherished length, and stay there.
Humans are animals; our gods are animal gods. Hair is our inheritance.
In the frozen pit of a dark, cold winter, I dream one night of gazing down on my own naked body. Where pubic hair was, a thick clutch of crisp green leaves now springs.
I wake filled with a bright sense of vernal joy.