April 1st, 2019 – After much deliberation, several large houses of Wicca are proud to announce a dramatic change in Wiccan doctrine; the introduction of a new, fifth element. The Aquarian Tabernacle Church (ATC), the Correllian Nativist Church, and Church of All Worlds, have announced that within the last week they met in a secret place in order to determine a new aspect of Wicca that will forever change its future.
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Yes, it was an April Fool's thing. I hope you found it hilarious.
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Oh thank gods! LOL...once I realized that, yes I did. And technically I feel silly for not realizing it sooner but I pay no attent
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Is this for real..? This isn't the Pagan equivalent of "The Onion" going on or something? And they're really calling it "goo"??
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Or wait, was this an April Fool's thing..??