Dear Boss Warlock:
Word around the Wiccan water cooler has it that you used to be something of a gay porn star in a previous incarnation.
Is this really true?
Titillated in Tuscaloosa
Dear Tittie:
To crib a line from a much better writer than myself, rumors of my porn-stardom have been greatly exaggerated.
Through the course of his long and illustrious career, Boss Warlock has been many things, including (once) an extra in a...well, let us say, a same-sex horizontal drama: in fact, just another pretty body in just another anonymous orgy scene. If you didn't know the tattoos, you wouldn't know it was me.
Hey, nobody got hurt, the money was pretty good, considering, and the sex was...well, let's just say that the sex had a happy ending.