I generally don't post pieces that seem to me mean-spirited. Gods know, there's no lack of such in our community, and that's not what I'm here to do.
But in this case, I'm going to make an exception.
The easily-offended may not wish to read any further.
Q: How many
Gavin and Yvonne Frost
“Church and School of Wicca”®
Wiccans
does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three.
In graduated sizes.
Gavin Frost
1930-2016