AP: Minneapolis MN
You may have heard that the word “witch” originally meant “wise one,” or “bender [of reality]”, or “waker [of the dead].”
But if Stefano Pozzo, Doctor of Philology at the University of Paganistan is correct, the word derives instead from an Anglo-Saxon adjective meaning “too busy.”
“Students of Old English, the parent language of Modern English spoken more than 1000 years ago, have long suspected the existence of an I-stem adjective wicca” said Pozzo, who pronounces the word WITCH-ah, “but until recently we had no manuscript evidence to prove it. Newly-available palimpsest studies, however, make it clear, not only that the word existed, but that its original meaning, as we had long suspected, was 'too busy.'”
Surviving Old English texts, he explained, were largely written on parchment, which at the time was a valuable resource, far too valuable simply to throw away. It was common practice to reuse old parchment by scraping off the original ink and writing a new text on the erased surface.
Pozzo noted that new computer technology has now made it possible to read erased texts, known as palimpsests, which had heretofore been inaccessible to scholars.
In a recent article, Hebrew University's Dr. Tzemakh Posner amplifies Pozzo's contention.
“Yes, wicca originally meant 'too busy,'” he writes, “but it's clear that there's a broader implication of competence as well. I would define the word as meaning 'too busy [but manages to get things done anyway].'”
Magenta Griffith, high priestess emerita of Minneapolis, finds the new etymology entirely credible, especially with preparations for Samhain, the Witch's New Year, under way.
“Every witch has known this in her bones all along,” she says.