“Hi, this is Julie calling from Such-and-So Bank. I'm looking for Steven Posch?”
Uh-oh. The bank is calling, but Julie sounds amazingly chipper. Something's not right.
“Speaking,” I say, dubiously.
“Congratulations, Mr. Posch! You've won this year's drawing for a free organic turkey!”
I start to laugh, partly in relief, and partly in amused appreciation of Wyrd and her screwy sense of humor. Ah, the cussedness of things.
“Mr. Posch?” Julie sounds puzzled. Obviously this isn't the reaction that she expected.
“Sorry,” I finally manage to get out. “Of course it makes perfect sense that the vegetarian would win the drawing for the turkey, right?”