Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
Ask Boss Warlock: Where Do Modern Witches Get the Human Fat for Their Flying Ointment?
Dear Boss Warlock,
I'm cooking up my first batch of flying ointment, but I'm having a really difficult time finding the human fat that I need for the recipe.
I'm not into human sacrifice, and I'm afraid I just don't have the stamina for grave robbing these days.
Not to mention: how do I reconcile this with 'An it harm none'?
Stymied in Sturgis
Dear Sty,
Grave robbing? Human sacrifice? Seriously, Sty, how 1980s.
(Oh, we were earnest in those days.)
These days, any witch worth the wood to burn has an agreement with the local liposuction clinic. How's that for 'An it harm none'?
Try searching liposuction near me.
Have a good flight (and see you at the Sabbat),
Boss Warlock
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