They sure don't make superheroes like they used to.
Consider Morvan son of Tegid, named in an anonymous 10th century Welsh poem as one of the warriors of Arthur's warband. So ugly was Morvan that no weapon would harm him.
Or consider his companion, Sandde Angel-Face, so beautiful that no weapon would harm him. These powers brought them both unscathed, even through the Battle of Camlan, where Arthur fell.
Today's superheroes seem a lesser breed by comparison. Beside such superpowers, what good are retractable metal claws, or the ability to shrink to the size of an ant?
Of what use is a superpower without practical applications?
Iron Man
(To the tune of: “Spiderman”)